More quotes by Jarod Kintz, $3.33

"I haven’t been feeling like myself lately. No, I’ve been feeling like my clone."
"On your birthday you should throw me a party. This is my advice for everybody, especially my clones."
"Any lustful fool can love a million women, but only a real man can love one woman cloned a million times."
"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."
"I want to own a wind farm. Don’t breathe, or you’ll undermine the price of my crop."