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"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."
"I’m such an alcoholic that I go to church just for communion."
"I was going to change my clothes, but I changed my mind instead."
"Question for your life: If Socrates had a clone, would he advise that clone to know thy self, or to know myself, with myself in this case being himself?"
"I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears."