You know what I like most about people? Pets. - Jarod Kintz, Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

"Love is an art. Mine could fill a museum the size of your heart."

"I am the red wheelbarrow of communism. William Carlos Williams wrote a poem about me."

"To be the best, you have to be willing to do what nobody does. And today, if nobody reads and nobody works hard, then you also have to give up reading and become lethargic to be successful."

"The ultimate weapon is Lady Gaga’s music. Why kill the enemy when you can play her music and they’ll want to kill themselves?"

"I type as fast as a ten-legged man who just had eight legs chopped off runs."