"I’m willing to die for the woman I love. I just want to take 75 years to do it."
"The last time somebody pointed out that cowboys ride horses, not tricycles, I shot him. Of course, I waited until another gunslinger gunned him down, but nevertheless, I still shot him."
"Love is an art. Mine could fill a museum the size of your heart."
"I think you know if you disappeared from my life I’d be upset, but ultimately I’d make myself a new invisible cloak, to replace the one you stole."
"I type as fast as a ten-legged man who just had eight legs chopped off runs."
"I am the red wheelbarrow of communism. William Carlos Williams wrote a poem about me."