The last time somebody pointed out that cowboys ride horses,... - Jarod Kintz, Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

"I am the red wheelbarrow of communism. William Carlos Williams wrote a poem about me."

"Love means the world to me. But so does a globe."

"I’m willing to die for the woman I love. I just want to take 75 years to do it."

"The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my bedroom windows. The sunrise is such a pervert."

"From the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge."