People always ask me if I’m into sports, and I say, “Well, i... - Jarod Kintz, Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

"I’m willing to die for the woman I love. I just want to take 75 years to do it."

"I type as fast as a ten-legged man who just had eight legs chopped off runs."

"The ultimate weapon is Lady Gaga’s music. Why kill the enemy when you can play her music and they’ll want to kill themselves?"

"You know what I like most about people? Pets."

"Love means the world to me. But so does a globe."