In a brave and noble way, I want to sacrifice my life one da... - Jarod Kintz, I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.

"In a brave and noble way, I want to sacrifice my life one day so that two of my clones can live."

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