#clone

"To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone."

"Any lustful fool can love a million women, but only a real man can love one woman cloned a million times."

"I haven’t been feeling like myself lately. No, I’ve been feeling like my clone."

"I’d like to file a missing person’s report—on my clone. It’s nearly 2012. He should have been here by now."

"I am my own clone. I’m not who I was yesterday, but then again I am."

"I believe the love shared between two people shouldn’t be secretly shared with a third. Not even if I am vacationing on the moon, and that third person is my clone."

"My clone will have my mind, but I don’t mind. Two heads are better than one—especially when those two are one and the same."

"Know yourself better than your opponent knows you, know your opponent better than he knows himself, know yourself better than you know your opponent, and know you have all this knowledge and you will be victorious. That’s the advice I’ll give my clone before I defeat him in battle."

"As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone."

"I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At least not to any of my clones."

"I'm the kind of guy who puts other people first. Particularly if there’s danger up ahead. Now I’m not saying I’m any more cowardly than the next man, unless that next man is any other man besides my clone."

"I want a billion people to know my name as well as they know their own. I want to clone myself to fame."

"How to duplicate yourself: hang out with the same people and say the same things all the time. The you of today is a clone of the you from yesterday."

"On your birthday you should throw me a party. This is my advice for everybody, especially my clones."

"When I saw you, I saw love. When I saw you naked, I saw lust. When I saw you with my clone in a dream, I saw the future."

"In a brave and noble way, I want to sacrifice my life one day so that two of my clones can live."

"Question for your life: If Socrates had a clone, would he advise that clone to know thy self, or to know myself, with myself in this case being himself?"

"I want to be the first and second man to dance on the moon. No, I won’t moonwalk. But I will Cha Cha—with my clone."

"There's someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, everyone will be able to have that someone. Prices start at $99."