In my laboratory, I use science to measure love. Whatever yo... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"In my laboratory, I use science to measure love. Whatever you do, don’t drink out of beaker number two."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"With six pieces of wood, I’m building a life, and my coffin."
"I’m up for the Julius Caesar Author of the Year Award this year. I’m tremendously proud, considering Caesar is the guy who burned down the Library of Alexandria."
"Are you an Is there? or a There isn’t! kind of person? I’m more of an Is there isn’t? kind of guy."
"I cried so hard after I put my cat to sleep. I guess I shouldn’t have cried so hard, because with all my sobbing, I ended up waking it up."
"When your family dies, that’s a bummer, but that’s life. When my family dies, it’s a tragedy and the world is unbalanced and biased."