In my laboratory, I use science to measure love. Whatever yo... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"In my laboratory, I use science to measure love. Whatever you do, don’t drink out of beaker number two."
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"I just bought a small condo overlooking the water. The water is in a cup, one floor below my unit."
"The police seemed to think I killed her, which is crazy, because I loved her like a thousand drops of blood dripping down a dagger."
"There is life, and there is death, and in between there is me. Please don’t wake me up."
"All I know is I don’t know if I know, and this everlasting oscillation shakes my belief system."
"At the end of the universe you’ll find a door labeled “Do Not Enter.” No great mysteries are hidden there—it’s just a supplies closet."