More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"There’s truth in only having a bicycle seat. I used to skip class and just hold it out in the hallway. When teachers would ask me what I was doing, I’d hold it up and say, “Sorry I’m late."
"One thought I think every person eventually thinks is, “Holy shit, I’m going to die!” Sorry, I just turned thirty yesterday, so my mortality is on my mind."
"Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers."
"She looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with. Trouble is, she was standing next to the kind of woman I’d like to make love to."
"Pluto will always be a planet in my book. That’s because my book was published before Pluto was blacklisted by planetary scientists."