More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"I put the “now” in knowledge. Well, I will put it there, probably tomorrow or tomorrow’s tomorrow."
"I go to sleep in my business suit, because it makes my dreams of success seem more real."
"There is life, and there is death, and in between there is me. Please don’t wake me up."
"I skimmed the pond scum with a spoon like broth in a soup bowl. Why does everything have to remind me of her?"
"She had two lips like strawberries, and the seeds gave her kisses texture. I preferred kissing her over two scoops of vanilla ice cream."