More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"Books allow you to take flight, unlike the chicken wings I stapled to my back before eating them."
"As much as I would love to know what you know, I’d much rather eat your brain with a spoon."
"She had two lips like strawberries, and the seeds gave her kisses texture. I preferred kissing her over two scoops of vanilla ice cream."
"All I know is I don’t know if I know, and this everlasting oscillation shakes my belief system."
"Love is like a forest, I think as I kill trees by squandering toilet paper while “decorating” my ex girlfriend’s front yard."