More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"At the end of the universe you’ll find a door labeled “Do Not Enter.” No great mysteries are hidden there—it’s just a supplies closet."
"Jarod Kintz Day—it’s not just my birthday, but it should be a holiday that’s mandatory to celebrate, punishable by death if you don’t. It’ll be a holiday that honors freedom."
"All I know is I don’t know if I know, and this everlasting oscillation shakes my belief system."
"I remember I laughed so hard I cried. But my response was half appropriate, because I was at a funeral."
"There is life, and there is death, and in between there is me. Please don’t wake me up."