More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"I fell in love with her the moment she was late, though neither one of us knew it at the time because she hadn’t arrived yet."
"As much as I would love to know what you know, I’d much rather eat your brain with a spoon."
"There’s truth in only having a bicycle seat. I used to skip class and just hold it out in the hallway. When teachers would ask me what I was doing, I’d hold it up and say, “Sorry I’m late."
"Love is like a door knob that I’ve mistaken for a shower handle, and I’m trying to turn up the heat on our relationship, but the handle won’t turn and I’ve got shampoo in my eyes and my wetsuit is dry and I started crying just as the zookeeper asked me to leave."
"Last year, millions of students didn’t graduate from high school. They didn’t drop out, they were simply in elementary and middle schools."