In the land of Gibberish, the man who makes sense, the man w... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"In the land of Gibberish, the man who makes sense, the man who speaks clearly, clearly speaks nonsense."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I find out a lot about myself by sleeping. Dreams, they are who I am when I’m too tired to be me."
"I like grape juice. Fermented grape juice—wine. It’s the drink of choice for champions. I know because I asked a bunch of winners."
"The trick to looking ageless is drinking 55 gallons of #FlashBangWowFuzz every 4-6 hours. 24-hour discounts available."
"Her love was too cold, like an anti-oven. That's called a freezer, and sometimes it burns food. She gave me heartburn, just like coffee, and it really woke me up to the reality of relationships."
"Love burns. Whiskey burns. George Burns. What do all three have in common? They’re all dead to me."