More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"She said she loved me, and I believed her, because she was looking directly at another man when she said it."
"Unreturned love is like trying to make a sandwich with one slice of bread. Don’t stress—fold it in half and love yourself."
"William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit?"
"One in four people have a mental illness. You can be the one to make it two in four, if you’ll join me for a dance."
"I have a Rubik’s Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. My love for her only looks clear there."