In the land of Gibberish, the man who makes sense, the man w... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"In the land of Gibberish, the man who makes sense, the man who speaks clearly, clearly speaks nonsense."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Love burns. Whiskey burns. George Burns. What do all three have in common? They’re all dead to me."
"I have a deep respect for shallow pockets. They keep politicians honest."
"We made love like a goat has four legs like a table. If your dining room table can walk, it’s best to eat while sitting in wheelchairs."
"Is there a drug that will illuminate the mind and eliminate all the drugs the modern medical system will try to convince you that you need to take?"
"In high school I used to write my love notes backwards, so she'd have to flip the paper upside-down to read it. Either that or read it in a mirror, so she can see herself as I see her, and see why I admire her."