"Instead of sidewalks, why not sideruns? After all, the pace of life is faster than it has ever been, so I think our infrastructure’s nomenclature should reflect that."
"The Sacred and The Scared. Which of these two categories does your love fall under? I should write a love poem on a rolled-up scroll so you’d know which one categorizes mine."
"Love now, not later. Also, love later."
"People don’t buy products—they buy people. It’s called slavery. I mean networking. It’s called networking."
"Networking isn’t synonymous with partying. If you’re doing it right, partying seems libraryesque in comparison."
"Today we’re living in an anti-Waldo world, where you don’t want to blend in and have people struggle to find you. You want your personal brand to stand out like you’re wearing a red and white sweater, and everyone else has on black."