More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Both of the items were used in an attempted murder, but hers was a dagger, and mine was a baby’s rubber bottle nipple. That was the last time I took a stab at love."
"The love of my life has made me the happiest man ever. This ever-smiling man/mannequin is so happy because he’s got no brain, and in this way is identical to anyone who still rah-rahs for either a Republican or a Democrat."
"I don’t like breakfast, because I like things fixed and slow. Let’s just take our relationship morning by morning."
"My sole possession is my passion, for no one can rob me of it. More fiery than love, it does not depend on another to blaze."
"To wait on love is to tie a weight on your heart and slowly drown. Why sink when you can fly by freely giving love away?"