Is there a word halfway between hello and goodbye? Because t... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"Is there a word halfway between hello and goodbye? Because that’s the word my soul is trying to say."
"Is there a word halfway between hello and goodbye? Because that’s the word my soul is trying to say."
"After I’m dead, I want to ghostwrite my autobiography."
"One thought I think every person eventually thinks is, “Holy shit, I’m going to die!” Sorry, I just turned thirty yesterday, so my mortality is on my mind."
"I just bought a small condo overlooking the water. The water is in a cup, one floor below my unit."
"Love is like a forest, I think as I kill trees by squandering toilet paper while “decorating” my ex girlfriend’s front yard."
"I put the “now” in knowledge. Well, I will put it there, probably tomorrow or tomorrow’s tomorrow."