Is there a word halfway between hello and goodbye? Because t... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"Is there a word halfway between hello and goodbye? Because that’s the word my soul is trying to say."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"At the end of the universe you’ll find a door labeled “Do Not Enter.” No great mysteries are hidden there—it’s just a supplies closet."
"The police seemed to think I killed her, which is crazy, because I loved her like a thousand drops of blood dripping down a dagger."
"Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I set out the silverware and enjoyed my dinner in silence."
"I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue. Now, if only I could do the same with my shoelaces, I wouldn’t have to banana pudding my way to success."
"My name is a half an hour early, but my body is on time."