Is there a word halfway between hello and goodbye? Because t... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"Is there a word halfway between hello and goodbye? Because that’s the word my soul is trying to say."
"Is there a word halfway between hello and goodbye? Because that’s the word my soul is trying to say."
"At the end of the universe you’ll find a door labeled “Do Not Enter.” No great mysteries are hidden there—it’s just a supplies closet."
"The police seemed to think I killed her, which is crazy, because I loved her like a thousand drops of blood dripping down a dagger."
"Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I set out the silverware and enjoyed my dinner in silence."
"I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue. Now, if only I could do the same with my shoelaces, I wouldn’t have to banana pudding my way to success."
"My name is a half an hour early, but my body is on time."