More quotes by Erma Bombeck

"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."
"When humor goes, there goes civilization."
"Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other."
"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me."
"Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy."