There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comed... - Erma Bombeck

"Housework can kill you if done right."

"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."

"Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other."

"Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely."

"Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy."