A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Hallo... - Erma Bombeck
"A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween."
"A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween."
"When humor goes, there goes civilization."
"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt."
"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."
"Housework can kill you if done right."
"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."