I used to sell hellos by the wave until I found out Dark Jar... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I used to sell hellos by the wave until I found out Dark Jar Tin Zoo was reselling them on eBay as goodbyes. Now I’m a yawn distributor."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"She asked for the time, and I said that information is for sale—by the slice. 60 slices in a whole pie."
"Apparently I’m transparent—with my feelings, not with my body. I’m an emotional ghost, and if you can’t see my love for you it’s because it’s dead."
"Quicksand is nature’s way of saying slow down. Me pushing you in quicksand is my way of saying be still and let me love you. Isn’t it funny how a lasso looks like a noose?"
"Just when you thought you’d considered all the angles, life goes from a square to a cube. Love should also be 3D."
"I drank so much booze I was bamboozled. Alcohol makes my mind as discombobulated as love makes my heart. I’d sure appreciate it if you poured me a large glass of romance."