Meatloaf is graphable in how far ahead it is in likeability... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Meatloaf is graphable in how far ahead it is in likeability categories. You can also play Mop the Floor with it. I make love like I make dinner that makes cleaning the kitchen more fun for the whole family."

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