Meatloaf is graphable in how far ahead it is in likeability... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Meatloaf is graphable in how far ahead it is in likeability categories. You can also play Mop the Floor with it. I make love like I make dinner that makes cleaning the kitchen more fun for the whole family."

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More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My goal is to be as forgiving as a man with amnesia, but love as if I remember and cherish all the things you do that make me smile."
"Her and I, we have a two chairs and a table kind of love. You should pull up a feeling and have a seat."
"If you need me I’ll be napping in the supplies closet. The most important part of an attack is the planning."
"I loved her, she loved him, and he loved himself. Now she loves me, he loves her, and I love myself as I am—without her in my life."
"I’m so shy that if you played “Guess The Mannequin” with me and two mannequins, you’d pick me, because I’m the quiet one. Still, it’s important for me to get out and meet people, even if that means hanging around department stores wearing the latest fashions."