More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Me and her, we’re both hiding who we really are. This is a common practice. It’s called dating."
"Either I will love you, or I will love you if and only if you love me in return. I prefer the former."
"If anybody is looking to rent a dancing partner for an evening, I have one left in stock. That one is me, and I am on sale ‘til Tuesday at two."
"The business of business is people, not products or services. Take care of the people, and the people will take care of you."
"The trick to looking ageless is drinking 55 gallons of #FlashBangWowFuzz every 4-6 hours. 24-hour discounts available."