More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Be mindful and heartempty, because you've got no love left in it due to you having given it all away."
"Some guys are the type of people who bring brass knuckles to a fight. I've always thought it prudent to bring some running shoes."
"I slept through the award presentation for Napper of the Year. They had to wake me when I won. Winning was like a dream come true."
"She looked, but she couldn’t see. She was wearing an emotional blindfold, and though she heard me say I love you, she just didn’t listen."
"My goal is to be as forgiving as a man with amnesia, but love as if I remember and cherish all the things you do that make me smile."