More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"When she’s cuddled close, I feel there’s nothing I can’t do, and I can’t do nothing about it, because my heart is her heart for as long as she wants it."
"I make love like I make coffee. Tuesdays and Thursdays I offer free refills."
"I loved her as long as a midget. It was gruesome, and then I grew some."
"I see two women, one in a reflection in a window, and the other I see through the window, and it's like I'm looking at both my past and future at the same time."
"I’ll write the first sentence in English and the second sentence will be nonsense translated to Russian, to make the ultimate non sequitur."