I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twen... - Woody Allen

"Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic."

"All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it."

"I read in self-defense."

"Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine."

"You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ."