More quotes by Woody Allen

"You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ."
"I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100."
"I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland."
"Marriage is the death of hope."
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."