When the silent flamingo dances pink with desire, I’ll be th... - Jarod Kintz, Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You
"When the silent flamingo dances pink with desire, I’ll be there, sipping on owl stares and kitten curls."
"When the silent flamingo dances pink with desire, I’ll be there, sipping on owl stares and kitten curls."
"My love is expansive. Your love is expensive."
"Couples should be able to share their dreams with one another. That’s why for just $69.69, you’ll like what I have to sell you. It’s not just one tube and two suction cups you each attach to your foreheads—it’s the Dream Tunnel."
"Success breeds slackery. And I breed in the backery of the bakery."
"It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy day. Let that be a lesson for you and your secret lover."
"I don’t mind waiting rooms. I’m waiting on the love of my life, so I may as well have a seat, right?"