When the silent flamingo dances pink with desire, I’ll be th... - Jarod Kintz, Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You

"I don’t mind waiting rooms. I’m waiting on the love of my life, so I may as well have a seat, right?"

"It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy day. Let that be a lesson for you and your secret lover."

"My love is expansive. Your love is expensive."

"I’m not a very good sleeper. But you know what? I’m willing to put in a few extra hours every day to get better. That’s just the kind of hard worker I am."

"To me, impulsive means foolish. But if a person’s not a little impulsive, they don’t have a pulse."