To me, impulsive means foolish. But if a person’s not a litt... - Jarod Kintz, Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You

"Success breeds slackery. And I breed in the backery of the bakery."

"To be the only one who knows is lonely. No wonder Solomon, the wisest man, needed 900 concubines."

"I don’t mind waiting rooms. I’m waiting on the love of my life, so I may as well have a seat, right?"

"I’m not a very good sleeper. But you know what? I’m willing to put in a few extra hours every day to get better. That’s just the kind of hard worker I am."

"It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy day. Let that be a lesson for you and your secret lover."