I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second t... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."

"I believe in true love. But my opinion is tainted, because I also believe in Bigfoot, aliens, and in the existence of honest politicians."

"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"

"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."

"I didn’t tackle him. I gave him a flying hug. Sometimes love is up in the air until it hits you."