Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best frien... - Bill Watterson

"From now on I’ll connect the dots my own way."

"I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness."

"I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts."

"Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!"

"When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back."