Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best frien... - Bill Watterson

"You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help."

"To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble."

"Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience."

"When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back."

"In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."