More quotes by Mark Twain

"Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream."
"′Classic′ - a book which people praise and don't read."
"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know."
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
"Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."