I've been trying to start a garage band for over a decade no... - Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.
"I've been trying to start a garage band for over a decade now, but father won't move his car."
"I've been trying to start a garage band for over a decade now, but father won't move his car."
"Are you happy here with me? Because if not, we can scoot over a few feet."
"All my best writing was written before 1982, and then a significant event happened to me: I was born."
"The wind blew my words away from you. So while I told you I love you, the phrase was carried in the opposite direction and landed 333 miles away in the ears of a confused farmer. He was nice, though. He sent me a kind letter saying that while he was flattered, I wasn’t really his type."
"My grandpa died yesterday. I ought to know, because I shot him. So come, join me in the fight against patricide by killing your father’s father."
"One day I’ll have my appointment with death, and every day I call out to God to see if I can reschedule for a later date."