My love is rare, like a hornless unicorn. - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let me introduce myself."

"Why take the stairs when someone else can take them for you? Love is like a flight of stairs—somebody’s going to take them, so I may as well be unselfish and take the elevator."

"I know a woman loves me when she leaves me leftovers in the fridge from the date she went on the night before."

"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."

"With a palindrome of a name, like Bob, I’d be both right thinking and dyslexic. Would you love me more as a Bob, or as a Bob?"