My love is rare, like a hornless unicorn. - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."

"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."

"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."

"A windmill has arms, but does not hug. Where’s the love?"

"Love isn’t all flowers, candles, and dancing midgets. No, it is much, much taller than all that."