More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Love is a green sky on a blue pasture, and I am the flying cow eating it all up."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I water fake plants, because I’m growing a garden of fake mustaches. Lest no man (or woman) question my ability as a lover."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Two butterflies in two socks could walk faster than I can run. A love song will jog your memory like I jog like Roger Bannister in a wheelchair."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More