In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, becau... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down."

"Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die."

"The difference between a karate chop and a high five is the same as the difference between a knife and a paddle. My love can slice like a piece of pizza."

"I spray-paint my underwear gold, because it makes me feel like a winner. When two people are in love, one is always in second place."

"Love is the best gift because it’s free to give and priceless to receive."