You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fo... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face. Love is so encouraging!"

"I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting."

"You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down."

"I am the archaeologist of love. I’m digging for the bones of a loved one I shot and buried decades ago."

"The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you."