You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fo... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face. Love is so encouraging!"

"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."

"I water fake plants, because I’m growing a garden of fake mustaches. Lest no man (or woman) question my ability as a lover."

"Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of passion and admiration."

"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"