You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fo... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery."

"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."

"Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground."

"You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down."

"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."