We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with love."
"It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love."
"You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down."
"You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down."
"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."