We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"I run like I walk—only slower. And I make love like a one-man circus show."
"Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate). It tastes like love, only not so focused on just one ingredient."
"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."
"The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you."
"I run like I walk—only slower. And I make love like a one-man circus show."