We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of passion and admiration."
"To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone."
"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."
"Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. Let me double check. Yep, love is a feeling."
"I left a jar in the doorway to leave the door ajar, but love never walked in."