More quotes by Mark Twain

"When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years."
"A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds."
"Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."
"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure."
"When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it."