Jesus!"Luke exclaimed."Actually, it's just me,"said Simon. "... - Cassandra Clare

"We seemed to be trapped in an episode of One Life To Waste. It's all very dull."

"Enormous? Did you just call me FAT? I am not fat. - Jace"

"Never doubt my weaseling abilities, Shadowhunter, for they are epic and memorable in their scope."

"I'm the warlock who's here to cure you. Didn't they tell you I was coming?""I know who you are, but..."Maia looked dazed. "You look so...so...shiny."

"I guess it’s true what they say,"observed Jace. "There are no straight men in the trenches.""That’s atheists, jackass,"said Simon furiously. "There are no atheists in the trenches."