Jesus!"Luke exclaimed."Actually, it's just me,"said Simon. "... - Cassandra Clare

"I am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass."

"Come on guys, you cant fight like this forever""Actually,"Simon said, raising his hand,"I can".Jace made a weird noise and I realized he was trying not to laugh-which by the way, wasn't working."

"Usually I'm remarkably good natured. Try me on a day that doesn't end in y."

"Never doubt my weaseling abilities, Shadowhunter, for they are epic and memorable in their scope."

"My rapier wit hides my inner pain."