Jesus!"Luke exclaimed."Actually, it's just me,"said Simon. "... - Cassandra Clare

"What makes you think that Valentine's change of plans had anything to do with your brother?""Because only Jace can piss someone off that much."

"Usually I'm remarkably good natured. Try me on a day that doesn't end in y."

"I am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass."

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for."

"Magnus raised his hands above his head and clapped once. The room flooded with light. "You see? You think that would be possible without magic? "Actually,"replied Simon, "It is. If you watched infomercials you'd know that."