"The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me."
"On savings: A dollar here, a dollar there. Over time, it adds up to two dollars."
"Love knows no boundaries. I wish I would have known that before I hired a cartographer to map out my romantic territory."
"I was nervous. Like an ice cube, I just froze up. Then I melted in some strange guy’s drink."
"The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me."
"33 old people went into a nursing home, and only 34 people came out alive. One old woman died while giving birth to twins."