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"We rode the merry-go-round like a couple of lovers. We weren’t though; we were just two horse enthusiasts from two different worlds (I think she was from Mars)."
— Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink. Read More
"I wish success could be ordered like delivery pizza, because I’d order take out."
— Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink. Read More
"The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me."
— Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink. Read More
"Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I’m out to conquer the world. But first I have to stop at Walmart and pick up some supplies."
— Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink. Read More
"My love is like the shape your mouth makes while you whistle. Would you mind if I accompanied you on my harmonica?"
— Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink. Read More