The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If... - Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

"We rode the merry-go-round like a couple of lovers. We weren’t though; we were just two horse enthusiasts from two different worlds (I think she was from Mars)."

"I wish success could be ordered like delivery pizza, because I’d order take out."

"The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me."

"Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I’m out to conquer the world. But first I have to stop at Walmart and pick up some supplies."

"My love is like the shape your mouth makes while you whistle. Would you mind if I accompanied you on my harmonica?"