"The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me."
"I was nervous. Like an ice cube, I just froze up. Then I melted in some strange guy’s drink."
"I’m 30-years-old, and I still can’t get out from under my father’s shadow. He’s really tall, so maybe I’ll just ask him to move over a few feet."
"I want to make something of myself. I believe it’s called a statue."
"When the clock reads 3:00, I don’t call it three o’clock, I call it three hundred, and I remember the Spartans. At 3:01, however, I remember what I was doing at 2:59, and I get back to it."
"33 old people went into a nursing home, and only 34 people came out alive. One old woman died while giving birth to twins."