"She was washing all the dishes by hand, so I bought her a machine. I bought her a lawnmower. That’s what you do when you’re in love."
"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."
"I believe in true love. But my opinion is tainted, because I also believe in Bigfoot, aliens, and in the existence of honest politicians."
"Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate). It tastes like love, only not so focused on just one ingredient."
"Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. Let me double check. Yep, love is a feeling."
"Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of passion and admiration."