"Last weekend I went out of my comfort zone to go hang out with people I’d only heard about, and I met one new person who turned out to be a very valuable contact. I should try networking at my family reunions more often, because that’s how I finally met my dad."
"I love deeply. I love long. I love wide and high. That's right, my love is interdimensional, and my vortex will heal your body and soul."
"Let me just pause a minute and drink in this moment. And if you film it, I’ll be able to get free refills for life."
"I'm all for all for one, especially when I'm the one. That's my philosophy when the dinner bill arrives at the table."
"There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit, and those who can't."
"People tell me I look like my father. I've never seen my dad, so does that mean I look invisible?"