My hobbies include rubbing my nipples across a cheese grater... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My hobbies include rubbing my nipples across a cheese grater, meeting cat ladies on Tinder, and voting for either Democrat or Republican every four years. You could say I am a torture enthusiast."

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"To show you I love you, I bought you an antique watch. You can tell it's old because it doesn't even work. I got a great deal on it."
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