"I got arrested for driving naked. I guess I shouldn’t have put four wheels, an engine, and a steering wheel on my bathtub. I’m a do-it-yourself kind of lover."
"I am so extreme that I do parkour like a caterpillar gyrates. My movements are slow and methodical, but eventually my free running takes flight. I love the same exact way, and my romance has the essence of a butterfly."
"Tweeting is talking into the abyss, filling a void in your life by avoiding real human contact."
"I don’t kind of like to be kind and like you—I love to be kind and love you."
"I have liquid lips, and my kisses are smooth as wine. Why pour you a glass when you can drink from the bottle?"
"I drink like a fish, and I swim in my thirst. I’m so parched for her love that I think I may drown in my desire."