"I got arrested for driving naked. I guess I shouldn’t have put four wheels, an engine, and a steering wheel on my bathtub. I’m a do-it-yourself kind of lover."
"I love kiss whispers—kisspers. Loose lips are full of passionate secrets."
"I need more frugality. I wonder where I can buy some."
"Put your middle finger and your thumb together. And make it snappy."
"My heart can hold all the love you give me. If you need to quantify it to properly price it for sale, it would be one gallon."
"She plants love, and she grows roses. The fragrance of romance comes from the blossom that blooms in the heart."