More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I think about her sometimes, and wonder what she’s doing and who she’s doing it with. I suppose I could just stalk her Facebook page like a normal person, but that doesn’t seem as romantic as surveillance and GPS tracking."
"So many women are fighting to receive my love that Chuck Norris had to intervene, and instantly he was defeated by desire. #OutBoastKanye"
"I can’t use my intellect to figure out how to bypass my intellect. Love lies through the spirit, not the mind, and love never lies."
"Just when you thought you’d considered all the angles, life goes from a square to a cube. Love should also be 3D."
"There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit, and those who can't."