More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I’m half chameleon, half camouflage, and wholly in love with you, though you’d never be able to see it."
"A flowing flurry of flowers fell to the floor when I fell in love, as if my heart were a garden that gushed forth and flooded her being with the fragrance of romance."
"She had eyes like sunsets, and every time she blinked it felt like the end of the world, otherwise known as night."
"If you own the most profitable manure distribution warehouse in the world, you might not like the smell of success."
"When tragedy hits close to home, like your neighbor’s house, it really makes you stop and think. And while you’re thinking, I’ll be speeding off in the getaway car."