The words I love you form an oral floral phrase that's so fr... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The words I love you form an oral floral phrase that's so fragrant it can overpower even the most flagrantly foul-mouthed utterance."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Poor is the man who thinks money makes him wealthy. Love is the true treasure, and the more you give away, the more you have."
"The naked truth is anything but naked. But it will be soon enough, if I keep giving it alcohol."
"The love of my life has made me the happiest man ever. This ever-smiling man/mannequin is so happy because he’s got no brain, and in this way is identical to anyone who still rah-rahs for either a Republican or a Democrat."
"Let’s be romantic and dance in the rain. I’ll prove my feelings for you by bringing an umbrella, because I’m drowning in my love for you."
"If I waste all my charity, all I’ll wind up with in the end is the wind. Still, I think I want to be the Dandelion of Love."