More quotes by Woody Allen

"All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it."
"I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland."
"It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to."
"Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine."
"Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!"