More quotes by Woody Allen

"The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it."
"All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it."
"I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak."
"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
"To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness."