Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tell... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."
"A windmill has arms, but does not hug. Where’s the love?"
"Love has a certain weightlessness to it, much as my meaty penis would on the moon."
"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."
"If you don’t know how to love, then any old robot or mechanical device would best suit your relationship style. In this situation, vacuum cleaners might make the best lovers."