Love is the best gift because it’s free to give and priceles... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"My love is rare, like a hornless unicorn."

"My nickname isn’t Scarface—it’s Scarf Ace. I make knitted neck warmers like I make love—one grandmother at a time."

"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."

"I spray-paint my underwear gold, because it makes me feel like a winner. When two people are in love, one is always in second place."

"You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down."