Love is the best gift because it’s free to give and priceles... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I wrote an edible cookbook. The pages are made out of tortillas. It’s also the Book of Love. (Batteries and hot sauce sold separately.)"

"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"

"You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down."

"I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am an altruistic lover."

"What is pink, blurry, and always leaving when you’re arriving? Love."