I am approximately 96.694444% in love with you. Of course, t... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting."

"To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone."

"A crate full of discreet would appear to be empty. But it’s not. It’s full of my love for you."

"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."

"I want to write a song about the only girl I’ve ever loved. And the chorus will say something like, “I really want to see you tonight, so I hope you leave your blinds open."