I am approximately 96.694444% in love with you. Of course, t... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die."

"Why take the stairs when someone else can take them for you? Love is like a flight of stairs—somebody’s going to take them, so I may as well be unselfish and take the elevator."

"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."

"I didn’t tackle him. I gave him a flying hug. Sometimes love is up in the air until it hits you."

"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."