I am approximately 96.694444% in love with you. Of course, t... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"A crate full of discreet would appear to be empty. But it’s not. It’s full of my love for you."

"My nickname isn’t Scarface—it’s Scarf Ace. I make knitted neck warmers like I make love—one grandmother at a time."

"You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down."

"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."

"I love you because I love you, and if you don’t like it you can use my circular logic as a noose and hang yourself."