I am approximately 96.694444% in love with you. Of course, t... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"What is pink, blurry, and always leaving when you’re arriving? Love."

"My love is rare, like a hornless unicorn."

"The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris' karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren't making love in it."

"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."

"I left a jar in the doorway to leave the door ajar, but love never walked in."