More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I believe in true love. But my opinion is tainted, because I also believe in Bigfoot, aliens, and in the existence of honest politicians."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I’m running from the very person I’m chasing, and this is how I know I’m in love."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"My boxers should require batteries, because I’m such an exceptional lover that pizza delivery people call me for carry out. 30 minutes or less—as if!"
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Her love was like cigarette smoke stirred into coffee. I drank it so fast it made me cough, but she’s not offering a refill at any price."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More