I’m running from the very person I’m chasing, and this is ho... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"I’m running from the very person I’m chasing, and this is how I know I’m in love."
"I’m running from the very person I’m chasing, and this is how I know I’m in love."
"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."
"I both made the knife-fighting team, and I got cut. If only love were so easy to understand."
"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."
"We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off."
"The difference between a karate chop and a high five is the same as the difference between a knife and a paddle. My love can slice like a piece of pizza."