I’m running from the very person I’m chasing, and this is ho... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"She was washing all the dishes by hand, so I bought her a machine. I bought her a lawnmower. That’s what you do when you’re in love."

"In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense."

"Love is tender, like the pot roast I’m keeping warm in my shoes."

"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."

"My nickname isn’t Scarface—it’s Scarf Ace. I make knitted neck warmers like I make love—one grandmother at a time."