"Her love was like cigarette smoke stirred into coffee. I drank it so fast it made me cough, but she’s not offering a refill at any price."
"I know a woman loves me when she leaves me leftovers in the fridge from the date she went on the night before."
"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."
"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."
"If you don’t know how to love, then any old robot or mechanical device would best suit your relationship style. In this situation, vacuum cleaners might make the best lovers."
"You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let me introduce myself."