"Her love was like cigarette smoke stirred into coffee. I drank it so fast it made me cough, but she’s not offering a refill at any price."
"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."
"You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen."
"You catch more flies with honey than you do with chopsticks. Let this be a lesson in love."
"She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face. Love is so encouraging!"
"A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly, I’ll bet I could pack in all my love for you."