"Her love was like cigarette smoke stirred into coffee. I drank it so fast it made me cough, but she’s not offering a refill at any price."
"Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of passion and admiration."
"I didn’t tackle him. I gave him a flying hug. Sometimes love is up in the air until it hits you."
"I am the three minutes of 180 seconds, and I don’t do refills. I’m a lover, not a farmer."
"Love is a green sky on a blue pasture, and I am the flying cow eating it all up."
"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."