Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tell... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"I wrote an edible cookbook. The pages are made out of tortillas. It’s also the Book of Love. (Batteries and hot sauce sold separately.)"
"Her love was like cigarette smoke stirred into coffee. I drank it so fast it made me cough, but she’s not offering a refill at any price."
"I am the broth of love. Make soup to me."
"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."
"Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag."