Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tell... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"I know a thing or two about love. Well, maybe just a thing. A big, blurry thing, like Bigfoot."
"The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you."
"The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris' karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren't making love in it."
"The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris' karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren't making love in it."
"I spray-paint my underwear gold, because it makes me feel like a winner. When two people are in love, one is always in second place."